Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

Happy New Year from the American Jesus! (Update by Simon) American Jesus is rising in popularity around the world. Especially since the alternative is we bomb you.

Toasted Pixel Presents: Probot's Alien 52

Alien 52 will defy your senses and reasoning as you'll see an entire Alien and Predator film written and produced using action figures from nearly every scifi toy series there ever was. Here's an image of a talking ape pulling a face hugger off of Ripley's face. This bastard is about a half hour long. Here's one of the shots with special effects, next to a Dunkin' Donuts container and a Barbie doll. This is why the founding fathers fought for independence. Here.