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They love and hate with equal verve.


(Update by Simon) I wonder if this type of Chinese restaurant proprietor is local to NYC. But I'd like to think that such psychotic potential murderous natures are universal.

Toasted Pixel Presents:
Invisible Striking!



The spam that pointed us to this site claimed "Instantly defeat any attacker, stalker or rapist." That's right, Speed Hitting Invisible Explosive Inch Power by John Wingert is about how you can defeat anyone with invisible strikes, even stalkers. Stalkers you hit with invisible strikes.

The claims of this site, if true, are absolutely wonderful:

  • How to INSTANTLY COUNTER Any Attack! The Wu Dang Secret Of EAGLE VISION, that has you READING HIS MIND!
  • Master Street PROVEN INSTANT Neurological KNOCK OUTS that give you the FIGHTING edge NOW!
  • Learn The two Rarely seen Little Known ABSOLUTES needed to gain INVINCIBLE INCH POWER and LIGHTNING FAST SPEED!
Neurological knockouts and invisible inch power? Awesome! And these claims may seem to pale in comparison to the deals on this site.



Deals like:

Buy this DVD NOW and you get a special 15 minute phone session with the MAN HIMSELF. Always wanted the truth? Have questions you need to ask but DIDN'T HAVE ANYONE worth ASKING? Now is your chance! This phone session ALONE with the doc is worth $60 bucks!
Wow! Fifteen minutes of non-face to face talking to John Wingert is worth $60? It mentions no limit to the truths he'll tell you too! I want to buy this so I can ask him about Family Guy DVD's and crap. Invisibly!





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