Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

Actual Chinese restaurants are about as tactful. (Update by Simon) Why is the dish even called Happy Family?

Toasted Pixel Presents: Medical Science

If you've ever wondered what the true cause of AIDS was, Ailments & Causes will explain that it's denial. We love the word metaphysical. Also, if your baby is ever born with birth defects, it's unfortunately your fault for not dealing with Karmic issues yet. Poison oak is caused by low self esteem and pink eye is caused by not wanting to see. Remember that.