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Sensible planning.


(Update by Darnell) I'll paint it pink for the relatives' sake.

Toasted Pixel Presents:
America's Greatest Health Emergency



The Restless Leg Foundation addresses our most pressing health emergency. The fact is that Americans are sedentary and walk only 1.5 miles a day and obesity is one of the biggest killers in the country. Thus, the only thing we can do to address this problem, naturally, is try to stop our sedentary legs from feeling the urge to do anything about it.

"The longer you are resting, the greater the chance the symptoms will occur and the more severe they are likely to be. Your RLS symptoms get better when you move your legs. The relief can be complete or only partial but generally starts very soon after starting an activity."
Clearly, this must be stopped.

I run marathons. Why? Because I'M DISEASED.



The cause? We may never know. The cure? Will definitely be to avoid exercise.





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