Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

There's no better way to doom a human being. (Update by Simon) Sure, it's mean, but hey, well, yeah it's just mean. An E-Meter is, of course, the human spiritual gauge used by Scientologists. The spiritual gauge machine they hook up to people with wires and stuff. Fantastic.

Toasted Pixel Presents: Your Dreams Truly Can Come True

If you haven't already heard of him, the man whose dream is Dead Body Guy.com is the man who aspires to be a dead body in a movie. At least he's dedicated his life to something quite attainable. He's aspired to be a dead person. Perhaps somewhere out there is another man whose goal it is to pay taxes before he becomes a dead person. This guy works pretty hard at being a dead person. He photographs himself dead in many, many positions and circumstances to prove he can be still. Or to prove, I don't know. This. At least he can prove that he can make you inconceivably uncomfortable even long after he's dead.