Make time for the important programming in life.
(Update by Simon) The IRS believes in you. Even if you left your company halfway through the year,
they love nothing more than to say that YOU are a winner, a player raking in nearly six figures in the worst period
of US employment history. That YOU earned twice as much as you actually did, because saying that will make you feel
good, the top hat-wearing Victorian Naval officer and a gentleman that you could
be. Ah, the dreams they fulfill for you, at the small price of more than you have, when they try to convince you that
you owe them a crapload of cash for all that income you must have made, you amazing rich man you. *cry*
Actually, Simon's travails here are the result of his former employer's accounting error that will hopefully cost him
nothing. But receiving a letter that says he owes tens of thousands in cash is certainly cause for celebration with
much wine. Or maybe just the wine. Lots of it. And vodka. Yeah, vodka's awesome.
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