Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

Show that you're dedicated to your message. (Update by Simon) It's amazing how you can tell the personalities of the people you're dealing with by the subject lines of their emails. If you're dealing with an activist, for instance, most of their subject lines will begin with "FWD:" while if you're dealing with a lazy person, most of their subject lines will begin with "Re:" and the truly creative ones will come up with something original, with monkey touching.

Toasted Pixel Presents: Live Like You Own Your Own Disgusting McDonald's Kitchen

The Egg & Muffin Toaster pwns you. True to the McDonald's trainee style, the site even has a video demonstration for you, to teach you the more complex aspects of putting bread into the toaster. Thankfully, you can also download high-res images of the toaster befitting the USS Iowa, so you don't ever have to be without them.