Toasted Pixel


Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

The man in the mask is more crafty than we thought.

(Update by Simon) It's fun to overanalyze children's entertainment. In other news, we're still in Portland, with compromised Internet access, so we're posting Tuesday's (this) comic on Monday. We'll be back Wednesday. Shrug.

Toasted Pixel Presents:
Oh, That's Much Better

ROBOT FETISH! No, it's not as bad as you think, it's NOT a fetish for robots. It's merely making your partner into a robot.

it's all about transforming oneself or one's lover into a mechanized erotic automaton. They use costumes -- preferably silver lycra spandex -- as well as monotone voices and jerky motions to playact as literal sex objects.

Nothing can turn people on more than being told to become a monotone drone.