Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

You can't prove that's not how it happened. (Update by Darnell) Can you take a time machine and tell me they didn't have those bushy mustaches and Super Mario demeanors back then? Well, we can prove that they do now, through the magic of international travel and the GameCube. So I have a right to believe this is how it happened.

Toasted Pixel Presents: They'd Better Be Magic

The Hogwarts Dancers had better be magic, or else they'll be seeing some major beatings somewhere during their childhood education. They're darn good at looking like Harry Potter characters dancing to '80s pop hits, which proves our point.