Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

You too can be a hero. (Update by Simon) Grown men getting into the game can really be role models to their five-year-old competition. At least if you're playing a game online, you can imagine that the guy you're trying to barter and negotiate with doesn't, well, poop in his pants.

Toasted Pixel Presents: Monsters Revealed

The Smoking Gun's Mug Shots are like the reverse-Scooby Doo of celebrities. You get to watch them take off their beauty masks and see the ghost pirate monsters underneath. That's Yasmine Bleeth up there. Perhaps their most interesting one so far is Tom Delay. Why? Because he likes being under arrest. That's his mug shot. There are tons of other beautiful shots, all of which will make you suddenly think of Blue Collar TV on Comedy Central.