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Toasted Pixel's Halloween!


It's Halloween in Toasted Pixel Land. That means the heroes and villains of this planet and beyond are dressing up for one special night of the year. Check out the costume parade!



The Beautiful Disney Heroines
Disney characters don't make very much money, so they can't get the most elaborate costumes. However, they want to dress up just as much as anyone else. And like many people, they dress up like their heroes.

So, Ariel is dressed as Snow White, who's dressed as Jasmine, who's dressed as Belle, who's dressed as Ariel. Luckily, everyone fit into everyone else's outfit perfectly.

The Handsome Disney Heroes
Here, we have the male heroes of Disney films. Certainly a good match for each of their princesses.

So, Quasimodo is dressed as Dopey, who's dressed as Beast, who's dressed as Sneepy, who's dressed as Quasimodo. Luckily, everyone fit into everyone else's hunched, round, roomy outfit perfectly.

The Thing's costume: Dick Cheney
Superheroes like to dress up like their own personal heroes. Here, we have The Thing of the Fantastic Four dressed as Dick Cheney. The Thing aspires to be everything Cheney is. Both Cheny and Thing must hide in the shadows from the rest of humanity, forced to remain softspoken in undisclosed locations to keep people from running away in terror. But Cheney has learned how to use his rock solid fist and powers of pure brutality to somehow become respected, rather than causing people to hunt him down like Frankenstein's monster.

Dick Cheney's costume: The Family Guy
Dressing up as his own personal hero, Dick Cheney has created a Peter Griffin costume (which consists of Dick Cheney taking off his necktie). Peter, better known as the Family Guy, has accomplished everything Dick wants. Peter gets away with any crime, he's shamelessly racist, opportunistic, unwise with money, and loved by all.

Chucky's costume: Generic High School Asshole
Chucky, the killer doll from the Child's Play movies, is dressing up in the scariest costume of all: the generic high school asshole. Everyone knows someone like Chucky, someone who's loud, a bit chunky, not the tallest guy, always wearing an asshole smile, preying upon those weaker, laughing whenever they hurt someone, wearing hillbilly clothes in their spare time. Basically, Chucky comes from rural Syracuse.

She-Hulk's costume: Jem
She-Hulk's costume was conceived more out of practicality than admiration, but it would still be accurate to say that She-Hulk's childhood was greatly influenced by Jem and the Holograms. Jem, the no nonsense businesswoman who had a secret life as a huge-haired rock star, shaped She-Hulk like nobody's business. Also, Jem's costume was the only female costume that She-Hulk could fit into. Jem's enormous hair and shoulders dwarf She-Hulk's, but Gamma Girl usually finds a way to fill out the costume by studying enough Maria Conchita Alonso films.

Superman's costume: Harry Potter
Since all of Superman's costumes consist solely of shop glasses and hair gel, he's Harry Potter. Genius.

The Flash's costume: The Noid
To disguise himself as the Noid, the Flash runs very fast, which extends his head wings and stretches his face out. This is fitting, since most people would simply spend their time stealing pizzas if they had the Flash's power.