"When Steven Seagal finished creating a drink that holds untold natural power, there was only one equivalent in nature- The Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt. Both mysterious and powerful, it is a symbol of the untold energy the earth has to offer- Such is Steven Seagals Lighting Bolt energy drink."

They're mysterious and powerful! Wow! I love drinking mysterious fluids! That and these drinks have a creepy guy's face on them, Steven Seagal's face in fact, in the same expression he had during all of Today You Die and Marked for Death and all the other unpleasant death and cliché-themed movies he's famous for.

And how, just how, does an energy drink deliver the "Asian Experience?" Does it taste like diced hot dogs and spam over rice? If not, this had better deliver the experience of playing the game StarCraft online for 16 hours a day, or else I'd say the experience it delivers is dubious at best. The good news is, though, that if you can't taste the Asian of the drink, you can also get it in cherry. And everyone likes cherry.