Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

Imagine the evil dark synth music pulsating in the background and sing-songy dark sarcastic voice. (Update by Simon) Happy voting day! Sure, it's only the midterm elections, which some people may not care about, but, well I don't have any more to say, actually. Don't forget to vote based on useful ads that tell you worthwhile things in appropriate context.

Toasted Pixel Presents: Originaldo's World. F*ckin' A, Man

Want to get to know the movers and shakers of this world? Originaldo will at least teach you how Originaldo is an insane person who's dangerously unfocused. His pages upon pages of inexplicable dedications are items of madness that you can't be sure of the seriousness of. Partially because the dedications are to the most random menagerie of humans... and partially because the nature of the actual dedications leaves you spitting out your drink and going "huuuAAAAAAH?" once the content of the pages hit you. He certainly does have a comprehensive page on the intricate behind-the-scenes makings of his creepy disproportionate primitive Ronald Reagan painting, though. Well, he'll always have this image, "Mickey Rooney's Hollywood," a dedication with lightning striking the ground behind the monster and the cosmos tearing through the sky. Want to know about world leaders and celebrities? Confusion attack! We kill you now!