Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

Let's keep our civic priorities straight. (Update by Simon) When the Republicans win, our Michael Moores fall to obscurity. When the Democrats win, our Daily Shows are in grave danger of falling into the dark days of Craig Kilborn.

Toasted Pixel Presents: Heroes Doing Great Things For the Country

If you really want to make a difference in this country tonight, bid an outrageous sum of money on the crappiest drawings this side of your elementary school experience. The heroes of Hero are helping epileptics with all their heart by putting approximately eight seconds into making one stick figure drawing each and telling you to pay for it. However, any magic markers that have come within fifty yards of Ali Larter are automatically worth hundreds of dollars. But we have to point out that Hayden Panettiere is only 17 years old, and thus her magic marker drawing is worth more than Ali Larter's, who's an older, legal person. Give a hoot! Make an epilepsy auction creepy! HOOT!