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It's bound to happen, and you know it.

(Update by Derek) We trust them in our browsers, we trust them with our children's research papers, we run and buy into every product they give us. It's only a matter of time before Google grants itself emergency powers, creates a grand army of the Republic, and finally enacts its revenge against the Jedi. Their shift in design has already begun. Don't be surprised to find clones piloting their fledgling fleet.

Toasted Pixel Presents:
A Site So Good You Can Almost See It

Behold! The glory that is the Dungeon Siege movie official site! NEVER BEFORE has a page of five small text paragraphs taken so long to load, complete with flash interface and a progress screen telling you how much longer until you can see the paragraphs of fonts smaller and darker gray than the freakin' microfiche you'll find at the library. And if you brave the experience and risk your eyesight, you'll be rewarded by such nearly English phrases as "Dungeon Siege follows the hard life of lowly farmer."

Perhaps scarier than the site is the actual cast of this movie, which stars Burt Reynolds as a medieval king who has the same "Huh?" Burt Reynolds look on his face all the time, and Ray Liotta as the guy in the photo below:

Actually, we can't wait to see this movie. Just like we love watching insane people tirade about the huge corporations out to kill them.