We need to send a firm message to the people of the world. We need to say,
we booted the pro-war faction out, but we're still flaming douche bags. WHO will answer the call
and represent us to the world accordingly? Many came to lead us, one defeated the rest:
Read this newspaper front page with its editor's
appropriate anthem playing in the background.
Indeed, the fastest growing and fifth largest newspaper in the country, the
New York Post, covered the groundbreaking, hotly contested, history-making
day after the 2006 elections the only way that true Britney Spears fans would. The New
York Post, I guess, being the Britney Spears fans, and we the public being the ones reading the paper
created by such uber-tastic fanboys.
It was nice of them to tell us who will lead the country (Page 4)
very soon after showing us photos of K-Fed (Page 3).
Now, to be fair, Britney dwarfing the election results was just the morning news. Truth
is, the who-will-control-the-nation's-Senate race was the big news all day long today,
topped only perhaps by Donald Rumsfeld's resignation. So as the day's news happened surrounding these items,
the Post adjusted its front page accordingly:
That's right, the Post relegated Britney's headline to the second largest on the page
(and thus the elections to third, shrug) and made the top story
one apparently starring the creepy demon guy from Buffy and Oz and who played in
the original Broadway production of Wicked.
The Knicks' Larry Brown
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Joel Grey the demon on Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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Right now, it's 11:30pm and that's still the top story.
Hayden Panettiere's magic marker drawing is up to $355 tonight.
Now if you'll 'scuse us, we have to go back to Jesus Camp now.
Y'ever think to yourself, wow, I live here?
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