Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

Before you realize it, the joke's finished with you. (Update by Derek) And bang. You're a victim.

Toasted Pixel Presents: Because the Week Was Too Exciting

Election week was stressful and dramatic. To counteract that, we give you the Dull Men's Club. It is "A place -- in cyberspace -- where Dull Men can share thoughts and experiences, free from pressures to be in and trendy, free instead to enjoy the simple, ordinary things of everyday life." It's British. Anyway, there are many sections to choose from, like safe excitement. Enjoy. Not too much, or you'll defy them.