Nightmare, New York City's very own haunted house,
is so horrific that just seeing the website for 30 seconds will drive you insane and give you seizures. Or
maybe it's just the website's design. Actually, we heard the place is very cool, but good luck trying to
discover anything about the place from the website, which has been designed to exterminate insects and other
small pests by blaring hazardous noises and flashing strobe lights at you whenever you try to go anywhere on
this site. For instance, if you want to get directions to the place, you'll be met by loud screaming and evil
cackling and this guy giving you directions in an assumingly evil web font.
Listen to the cloooown. GOOOO to Delaaaaancy Street! Take one of several conveeeeeeenient subway routes there!
*waving arms menacingly*
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