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Choose your afterlife carefully.

(Update by Simon) The Crow is probably the most random afterlife being to come back as. If you become a vampire or a werewolf, you'll probably endure an internal struggle of evil power and good free will. If you come back in mime mascara and black tights, however, you'll just think, "What the...?" And you'd be right for thinking so.

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On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study appears to be a joke, that happens to involve a quarter of a million dollars and a completely deadpan research page with footnotes that link to R.E.M. lyrics.

Now, if that's all it is, that's fine (sort of). However, certain citizens have taken it upon themselves to take this deadpan research and create counter research.

The AFDB Effectiveness is a joke that responds to an MIT lab-based research joke, and happens to involve the statement, "Only by converting electromagnetic energy into psychotronic energy using a psychotron-based device can the forces of mind control access from afar the neural network of a brain to both implant and extract thought complexes."

Are we the only ones who remember when comedy was simple and joyful?






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