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The truth hurts, doesn't it.


(Update by Derek) That which doesn't kill the nerd will make him stronger, or very, very sad to our amusement. Screw them.

Toasted Pixel Presents:
Just Say No



The Lightside UGO Study Group is another group that believes that Satan is an alien, this group having come to its belief because benevolent aliens taught them so. They discuss these messages for humanity by friendly aliens at their meetings at the Oshkosh Goodwill Store near Wal-Mart. You may have a problem going to the meetings, though, since they don't say which state or city in the US they happen to be in. Anyway, the good aliens belong to a united Federation of planets, and "practice the Universal Law of Non-interference." So all we know about this group is that they watch Star Trek. That and they've created an online PDF book on how to refuse an alien abduction, which tells a lot about the nature of aliens.



They also have many helpful illustrations on important visions of aliens.



This group is very busy, perhaps their most aggressive project being the E.A.R.S. program. It speaks for itself and is apparently directed by none other than JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF!



I'll leave you to it. You have a lot of informative reading to get through.





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