If you somehow haven't yet seen
the McDonald's employee who was forced to strip and perform sexual acts in front of a camera,
then you've been missing out on the reason why sea turtles and ferns alike roll up their eyes at us in disgust.
McDonald's employers get a call on the phone from a man who tells them that their coworker Louise Ogborn
was a potential thief. So, the man on the phone then tells the employers on the phone to make Ogborn strip,
do "sexual acts," do jumping jacks while naked, get spanked on the butt, and other things to prove if she's
innocent. The McDonald's employers, being people who work for McDonald's, comply with everything this stranger
on the phone says, destroying Ogborn's life and our chances at being looked upon favorably by aliens forever.
Oh, the guy on the phone who ordered the naked spankings and jumping jacks claimed to be a policeman,
which makes all of this okay.
Screw humans.
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