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HISTORY OF A GEEK!


Tally the number of childhood scenarios/traumas below that you can relate to!



When you were a kid, did you say this to someone you had a crush on and wanted to impress?

Did your parents feed you this line?

Did your biggest childhood traumas involve the Secret of Nimh, Watership Down, another mean-to-animals cartoon or scary muppets?

When you were an older kid, did you listen to Pink Floyd, thinking it was the deepest, most revolutionary thing ever?

Did you suddenly find yourself to be a
crotchety old man when reminiscing about the good ol'days before the PlayStation? About the times when you had to make do with crappy gaming systems, like that was the Vietnam War struggle of your generation?

Was it cool to be you for a brief period of time
in the year 2000?

Did this statement/absolute lie horrify you in high school?

"These are the best years of your life."

The consensus: You read this far? Chances are you're not a redneck.





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