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When Nothing Else Will Do



Hufu, the human flesh alternative, is a site devoted to people who want to know more about humans, and how to kill and dismember them for devouring purposes.

Although it seems like a simple joke at first, this site tells you a lot about cannibalism, I guess for credibility purposes. And it actually does offer recipes for hufu.

It makes a great gift.

The author of the site is quite frank about his goals in life:

"Of course my great food enthusiasm has always been cannibalism. You know what I mean, the visceral thrill of chewing the sinewy flesh of another human being, there's nothing that can beat that. But old desires tend to linger in the forgotten corners of our heart, and baby seals were never far from my thoughts."


Yes, they have baby seal meat alternative, too, which is awesome because that would threaten Canada's economy.





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