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Toasted Pixel Presents: Now Celebrating DAY OF THE NINJA With our favorite ninjas.

Our first favorite ninja: a ninja turtle. He was never the most popular one, losing air time to the ninja turtles who weren't censored from the screen. But he had the most guts to go against the grain, be the rebel the other turtles wanted to be, and piss on paintings and all that.

Our next favorite ninja: The Last Dragon, Bruce Leroy. The Last Dragon is the best martial arts film, period. Why? Because it has the guts to go against the traditional Asian and African American stereotypes and make insanely nonsensical new ones. In the world of hero, Bruce Leroy, all the Asian people are rappers, and all the African Americans wear rice paddy hats and traditional Chinese robes and do kung fu, even in the middle of movie theaters for no reason, which is awesome. And our hero Bruce himself speaks with a bad Chinese accent, even though his parents are natural born Americans. Because he's a ninja.

Our next favorite ninja: this cat.

Our next favorite ninja: all white people.   We, the Asian Americans, bow to your superior understanding of our culture and our ways. We don't know crap about being ninjas compared to you. There, we finally admitted it.