Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

If you see something, say something! As they say. (Update by Simon) I don't quite understand the message the MTA is giving us. There's no cell phone service in the subways, they're removing all the employees from the stations, and they're getting rid of train conductors. So the MTA policy of notifying employees if you see something suspicious must mean you actually need to get a job with the MTA and tell yourself if anything's amiss.

Toasted Pixel Presents: Christmas Gifts from Above and Below

Divine Interventions is a site where you can buy, naturally, dildos inspired by Bible passages. Including glow in the dark dildos and the "Jackhammer Jesus." There's more to the site than simple products, though. There's also a haiku page where you can read about people's takes on threesomes involving the original Trinity, and how Adam's rib was ribbed for her pleasure etc. If that's not enough to convince you to buy these, they also have a testimonials page with a couple quotes by saints. The rest of the customer slots on the page are empty, though. Eh. We're very sorry.