Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

We interrupt our Christmas gift list series to bring you highlights of the day's news. (Update by Simon) No no, it's all in jest, we know very well that the millions of commuters in the five boroughs didn't factor anywhere in anyone's motivations in their negotiations. Screw all you officials, too. Thank you. That is all.

Toasted Pixel Presents: Counteract Your Day

KittenBreak.com is probably the best way on earth to counteract the effects of the subway strike. It has a random kitten generator to counterbalance your crippling walk to work tomorrow, and the database of kitten pictures will check your enfeebled morale and mutilated health from the cold weather. The cuteness will make you forget your paralyzed environment for a short time before your mangled and fractured productivity catches up to your shattered current existence. Aw, kittens.