A Very Scary Solstice is absolutely amazing and horrifying. Which I guess it was going for.
(Special thanks to Elaine Corvidae for another great link)
A LOT of work has gone into this, clearly, and the results are a well-produced collection of songs that have
been painstakingly written, arranged, recorded, and mixed, about Cthulhu and how
various animals from hell will eat the singers.
Perhaps my favorite song listed on the page is
"Freddy the Red Brained Mi-Go",
modeled after the red-nosed reindeer song, which you'll never look at the same again.
Other elegantly named songs like "Tentacles," to the music of "Silver Bells," will infuse you with light-hearted
spirit and lyrics about women screaming in madness in their sleep. Soon, soon you will wonder when the holiday
this album portends will come for you. And then you'll be afraid. Because of caroling songs. I suppose that's
kind of impressive.
Soon, you will realize this company has devoted a lot of time and production dollars Iraq will never see the likes
of to entertain you with high-quality Shoggoth unpleasantness. Take, for instance, their documentary:
A Shoggoth on the Roof
is a 20-minute documentary spoof on adapting Cthulhu for musical theater.
Chris Sarandon of the Al Pacino film Dog Day Afternoon is in this fake documentary that shows
people writing lyrics and choreographing dances on stage for Shoggoths, to a piano accompaniment.
If that's not enough to get you to check out the site, all else will be said in vain.
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