Evil Breed is a horror movie about Scottish mutant cannibals, starring Richard Grieco and Jenna Jameson.
You heard me.
Actually, although he headlines the film, to say that Richard Grieco "stars" in the movie is a bit misleading.
This is Richard Grieco's entire contribution to the film:
"Oh well, this is still more dignifying than Booker."
(mpg size: 1.18 MB)
The plot of the movie is as follows: an American teacher takes a group of high school kids
to study cannibalism in the Scottish territory specifically famous for its inbred mutated Scottish cannibal monsters.
Things go awry.
Shrug.
Surprisingly, a large part of the story concentrates on two of the high school characters
who try to find a connection with each other, coming from
completely different backgrounds and points of view.
Here they are finally spending time to find each other's more sensitive and understanding sides.
And then they yell at each other in the shower.
"Oh well, this is still more dignifying than being on Booker."
(mpg size: 1.03 MB)
Interesting thing is that this guy's probably the closest thing the movie has to a male hero.
He eventually gets kidnapped by the mutant cannibals,
but he escapes from their subterranean prison by walking out of it (why not)
and hides behind wooden planks just in time to see the cannibals kidnap another victim.
Now, as the male hero, he WOULD rescue her, unless he has more important priorities to attend to. See the video
below to discover which he chooses.
"You can be killed or see my chest. Think carefully."
(mpg size: 3.02 MB)
So yes, he successfully gets dressed, although she dies. That's Jenna Jameson, the victim, by the way.
We actually cut that video above right before the mutant kills Jenna and tries
to eat her breast implant.
Which takes a while, because he can't. It's a breast implant, you see. But I guess it's a plot point
to the motion picture because the scene shows him trying for quite a while.
It may seem like the cannibals are quite busy and have their hands full with these people. But the truth is,
with affable victims like these, fight scenes were quite unnecessary.
Click here to see how the man with the giant knife deals
justice to the monster.
(mpg size: 1.52 MB)
Thankfully, one of the kidnapped students reaches the boiling point, and fights back against the
monsters in a blood rage fueled by thoughts of all her departed friends. Seems reasonable.
Out of context, this clip seems to make sense. Stay tuned.
(mpg size: 1.18 MB)
Reasonable, of course, before you realize that
she actually killed that guy in her flashback.
But hey, when did anyone ever take responsibility for the people they stabbed in the chest with a kitchen knife
they found in a monster's lair in Scotland?
Possibly the most interesting part of the movie is how the mutants try to kill their victims.
For monsters and cannibals, they seem to be very inefficient at figuring out the most fatal areas to
attack on people. Here's one attack. You may be wondering which part of the victim the monster is violating.
Don't click on this if you want to be happpy today.
(mpg size: 864 KB)
We're going to apologize now and hope you don't hold this movie against us. We're very sorry.
Read our review and can't wait to see the EXTENDED version of the breast implant eating scene
offered in the DVD special features? Here!
|
|
