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Historically, I guess we're one or the other. (Update by Simon) To be fair, I haven't run into crap like this since I left Syracuse. To be even more fair, I'd run into this crap again if I went back.

Toasted Pixel Presents: Jason Bateman + Alyssa Milano + Mr. Belvedere + Nintendo + Ice Capades. Yes, It Actually Happened.

The first scene you'll see in this video is Jason Bateman talking to Alyssa Milano, right before Jason Bateman gets distracted by something wonderous. "I don't believe it! Nintendo!" It is pretty unbelievable, after all. He proceeds to tell Alyssa Milano how awesome video games are. "You've never played video games until you've played with the video prince!" But then the video game feed is interrupted by King Koopa. Or if you will, Mr. Belvedere. He sings. A lot. Then we go to a bunch of women dressed as plumbers dancing on ice, the usual ice capades stuff. The result of the plumbers vs. Mr. Belvedere ice fight is that Mr. Belvedere explodes, and then Alyssa Milano announces that she won the Nintendo game against Jason Bateman, even though it's not a two-player game. Basically, since you can't see Arrested Development anymore, you should just try to watch this as much as possible.