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Toasted Pixel Presents:

Celebrity Rampage 2005: Kirk Cameron
(Part I of II)





The star of the 80's TV show Growing Pains, Kirk Cameron, has created a website dedicated to converting heathens to Christianity. And this isn't any old Christian website. This one has Kirk Cameron standing animated before you, straight out telling you you're going to hell unless you obey everything he tells you to do on this site.

Read that again until the impact of it sets in.

Toasted Pixel's newest addition is going to handle this review. Say hello to happy Darnell (his profile will be up in our Characters section soon). Darnell just read Kirk's site comprehensively, as you can see.



Let's read his review.

Words of Darnell in Red.



Once you load the site, Kirk immediately asks you if you're a Christian. If you say yes, he amicably tells you that every non-Christian friend or loved one you have is going to burn in Hell forever:




(HELL'S MOST WANTED: THIS GUY)
KIRK: "Who do you know who isn't saved? A good friend? Your brother? Your father? Your sister? Your mother? Your child? The Bible says that when they die, if they're found guilty on the day of judgment, without the savior, god will give them justice, and they'll spend eternity in hell."


Children? Babies? The Eastern hemisphere that hasn't heard this speech? Sounds reasonable. Thanks Kirk.

Cameron then tells you that only YOU have the power to stop forest fires:


(Friends don't let friends covet friends' women friends)


Gah. Let's hit the "I'm Not a Christian" button this time.


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