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The difference between a sweatshop and a company is often a dot.


(Update by Simon) Honestly, most dotcoms could burn to the ground completely, and how many people in the world would be affected? Thankfully, the rush to murder their employees seems to be slowing down as more websites are starting to realize that.

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The Punchline Is That Someone Actually Married Him



Meet Travis Frey of Iowa, who wrote up a Contract of Wifely Expectations:

"When we are at home, and alone as a family, you will be naked within 20 minutes of the kids being in bed, and then sleep naked, unless instructed otherwise. If I am not home when the kids go to bed you are still to be naked before I return home. The only exception will be during your menstrual cycle."


I don't know whether the actual contract is the upsetting part, or the fact that he used Comic Sans font and little images of naked people to replace letters (in an effort to be cute, it seems) when spelling out how he'll punish her by raping her every night if she disobeys him or complains about obeying him in any way.




On one hand, he uses very strict notation when explaining how much body hair she's allowed to have ("Above your vaginal slit you can have 1) A rectangle patch that must be centered above your vaginal slit, it will have a length no greater than 3/4" the length of your vaginal slit, no wider than 1 in"), and he says how records of her behavior may be tracked by computer on a quarterly basis. On the other hand, he also says things like "It is also misbehavior when you perform half-assed."



Not that it's a surprise to anyone, but he's under arrest. The big surprise is that he presented this to a woman who actually married him.

Now that's probably the most upsetting part to all of this.





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