Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

Would anyone dispute this is the case? (Update by Simon) Maybe it's because I've been staying up later, but I've been seeing a lot of emergency broadcast tests lately. But when have three million people in Manhattan ever been told anything useful through it like "You may want to move away from buildings that seem to be coming down one by one?"

Toasted Pixel Presents: Improve Upon Badgers

A while ago, we told you about the Badger Badger Badger song. But thanks to the miracle of wasted youths, the internet is now the proud father of the new and improved badger song, with strange transfixing powers. At least the tune is catchiness to the next degree. May it not tempt you to commit suicide.