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Toasted Pixel Presents:
A Real-Time Ancient Prophecy Feed



The Our Lady of the Roses End Times Prophecies page is chock full of the latest Virgin Mary prophecies of 2007. Worthwhile prophecies such as:



It also has directives from heaven. All the now-standard ones you should be used to, like our old directive friend, the UFO's:



The directives will-- read the directives.

DELUSION
Veronica - Oh, there are two flying saucers now. They are going very, very high into the sky....
   Our Lady - "Be not afeared, for you are being allowed to see what satan plans to delude mankind with. There is no life as you know it, or human being, or otherwise, upon another planet. The creation of the Father has been given to you in the Book of love and life. Do not fantasize of life on other planets, My children. It is a falsehood. Were it not so you would have been told, for the Father hides nothing from His children. He created man, known Adam and Eve, and as such they were the first of your--of the Father's creation. You may say, your first mother and father symbol." - Our Lady of the Roses, September 28, 1974

THE ELEMENTS
"They are performing now prodigies and wonders to confuse and confound mankind. You call one of them the UFOs. They are supernatural manifestations from hell. They are created in the minds of some by the demons, who are capable, because of great power upon earth, to control now the elements, nature." - Our Lady of the Roses, February 1, 1978

NO VEHICLES
"While We speak of agents of hell, My child, I also wish that you make it known that there are no vehicles coming from other planets-extraterrestrial vehicles. No, My child and My children; they are agents of hell in transport. Now you may ask, why must they be transported if they are spirits? Ah, My child, this you may not understand. These are not ordinary spirits; these are the demons from hell: Satan's cohorts, and satan himself. He is also on one of the transports.
 "There is a reason they must use the transports. I will not go into it at this time, for I am sure it would befog the mind of any scientist should I give this knowledge to them before they are ready for it." - Our Lady of the Roses, November 1, 1985


When Armageddon happens, wouldn't we all be surprised if a website like this turned out to be true?