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Even if we didn't know someone like this, you do.


(Update by Derek) It's amazing how many nicotine products they've made to replace nicotine. It's probably the only substitute product I know made of the actual product.

Toasted Pixel Presents:
The Best of Both Worlds. If You're a Schmuck



Do you want strippers in your personal home all the time but are too embarrassed to talk to someone who's not a computer? Then Dream Stripper was made for you and other serial killers! Welcome to the game or whatever the hell this is, where you can create your own stripper who will, you know, dance on your computer monitor I guess.



Here's the description of this service, courtesy of some email spam:



The last part, "Watch her sensuous movements motion captured from live, exotic dancers," is the most upsetting. It may make you frown to imagine that there are people who would rather watch motion capture animation, rather than see actual video of women. Then again, maybe we should be glad there's software to keep them inside their own homes and away from others.





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