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Maybe it just feels this way...
Sure, CompUSA may suck her soul. But reverse their positions, and have her take him to IKEA, and the result would be much the same.

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Publicity Screenshots They Never Should Have Released

"His groin is attacking! Nooo!"




The Book: Superman #214

Should Be Known As:

Superman Crotch Attack

Red Sun Rising

Superman with Half His Torso Missing

Barely Legal Teens


"Beans and Franks!"



The Game: MVP Baseball 2005 (PC, PS2, GameCube, Xbox)

Should Be Known As:

"Franks and beans!"

"Beans and franks!"

"You wanna know another word for baseball, Warren?"




Fetish Burgers



The Ad: McDonald's Banner Ad for the Dollar Menu

Should Be Known As:

Sleep with Our Hamburgers

McDonald's Executives Are Hella White


Welcome!



The Town: Fucking (pronounced "foo-king"), Austria

Should Be Known As:

American Tourists Love to Steal Our Signs. You KNOW They Do.






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