Dog condoms
are the result of an effort to stop dog overpopulation, believe
it or not. The problem is, THEY'RE CONDOMS FOR DOGS. Educating
the general dog populace is kind of out of the question, and the
actual product may not have the desired effect. The
official website says:
"The condoms also come in lubricated and meat scented varieties to enhance pleasure for both dog partners."
Meat scented to enhance pleasure?! I didn't
know we wanted dogs biting each other there, you know, to enhance pleasure.
Do they understand their own product or customers?
First of all,
they say "the dog will require human intervention each time he wishes
to put on or take off a condom," expecting them to express the wish to their
owners. Are they going to call their owners at work, asking them to come
home because they're feeling randy? Secondly, this:
"We recognize that birth control is the responsibility of both partners,
and we are currently working on a prototype of a condom for female dogs."
We can only hope the dogs learn their responsibility in this matter.
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