Welcome to the
worst humanity has to offer!
As you can see, these are pretty simple blog entries.
The real treasure comes in the comments people enter.
The following entry is from someone who's unfortunately
probably selling your children their McDonald's hamburgers
(edited for your McDonald's-going children's sake) :
hey can I come by and f*ck your motionless, but still alive body?
Because I have a thing for necrophilia, but since that's illegal,
f*cking a quadripeligic is the closest I can get.
But people's hopes and dreams aren't all that are expressed here,
oh no. We have lively political debates too:
The LIEberals and the DEATHocrats are destroying GOOD HONEST FAMILY VALUES!
We need to get the american people back to that post-WW2 godfearing state!
I pray to our lord Poseidon that he will SINK ALL THE LIEBERALS INTO THE SEA!
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS "CLIFF" CHRIST DIED FOR YOUR SINS!!
Pray for redemtion LIEberals.
Hmm, I never thought of it that way. Then again, huh?
This site seems to have, I guess understandably, raise some hackles.
However, the angriest people seem to have missed the point. The first
sign they've missed the point is that they're bothering to angrily post
something on this site. The other signs are their actual posts:
I THINK YOU SHOULD ALL GO TO HELL...THIS IS TERRI'S WEBSITE
AND 90% OF ALL THE PEOPLE WHO'S POSTS I'VE READ
HAVE BEEN CRUEL AND BULLSH*T POSTS. STUPID FUCKIN MORONS....
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET A BRAIN AND THEN GROW A HEART!
FUCKIN JASON RIVERA IS ADVERTISING HYUNDAI TIBERONS WHILE TERRI IS SLOWLY DYING.
WHOOOO PARTY UP YOU F*CKING IDIOTS CAN WRITE PENIS ON A WEBPAGE....SO MATURE....IF
YOUR NOT GUNNA RESPECT THE LADY AND THE AMOUNT OF PAIN SHES GOING THRU,
THEN GET THE F*CK OFF OF THIS WEBSITE!!!!
Perhaps you should count to ten before you start telling people not to
comment mean things on Terri's official blog. Or maybe
you should think about your statement that this is Terri's
blog. And anything about Hyundai Tiberons.
But the best part of this site? The poetry. Ah, poetry:
I WANT YOU PEOPLE TO SHUT UP, BE QUIET, AND PAY ATTENTION TO HEIDENREICH!!!
NONE OF YOU KNOW THE PAIN BEING CRIPPLED CAN BRING,
TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE LESS MOBILE THAN THE FANTASTIC FOUR'S THING,
BUT IF YOU SHUT UP AND BE QUIET, AND LISTEN TO THE STORY I TELL,
YOU WOULD KNOW TERRI SCHIAVO IS DEAD AND ALREADY BURNING IN HELL,
SO IF YOU JUST LISTEN, LISTEN TO THE PAIN OF WHICH I SPEAK,
YOU WOULD KNOW THAT SCHIAVO SH*TS HERSELF AND IS BEGINNING TO REEK,
SO HEIDENREICH SAYS, STOP FEEDING SCHAVIO,
BECAUSE SHE WANTS YOU TO PULL THE F*CKING PLUG AND NONE OF YOU REALLY KNOW...
AND THAT, PEOPLE... WAS A POEMMMMM BY HEI-DEN-REICH!!!
IT'S MY WORRRRRLDDDDD!!!!
It's not a true poem about the disabled unless it brings up the
Fantastic Four.
You can bet that thousands of years from now, when future civilizations
unearth remnants of our society, this blog will be one of the only aspects
of our world that they'll find somehow.
And this is how they'll think we are.
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