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It's Zombies for Jesus!


(Update by Simon) Well, just don't let them "convert" you to zombism, regardless how pushy/hungry they are.

Toasted Pixel Presents:
Insta-Cringe at 65 MPH



The PimpStar is the most convenient way to tell people at high speeds that you don't deserve to live. Starting a mere $12,500, you can make your hubcaps light up with messages important to tell your neighboring cars via your hubcabs under their field of vision.



Check out the commercial for PimpStar while you're at it. The best way to stop a woman in her tracks is by three neon light bars on your wheel, once again outside her field of vision. It's so compelling that she'll walk around the car and crouch to see it for the first time.





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