Why Mommy Is A Democrat should be bought by all grandparents
and squirrels and air conditioner repairmen and whoever else. It's the answer to everything you've wondered about important
things like who defends you from Republican icons:
It explains how the animals living in your backyard have more money than you.
And best of all, you can decorate your children with it.
Mere words cannot describe all the reasons you should own this book. Although I will say that the website
makes a good case for buying your children
five copies at a time.