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Let's all try to calm down a bit.

(Update by Simon) We've all been a little on edge lately, let's keep it together. But I've ACTUALLY GOTTEN MESSAGES FROM PEOPLE ASKING ME IF I KNOW HE'S ASIAN. Yes, I know he's Asian. Do you email every white person after every unibomber is caught saying "hey, does that mean you're a killer?"

Toasted Pixel Presents:
Almost as Realistic as the Real Thing!

The Kitty Litter Cake is one of the most impressively disgusting and upsetting things we've ever considered people emulating and stuffing into their mouths.

Heat three unwrapped Tootsie rolls in a microwave safe dish and until they're soft and pliable. Pinch the ends so they are no longer blunt--you want them to look convincingly like what cats put in the litter box, right?

DO we? Finally someone tells us how to make us look like we're eating crap!