Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

Spam! It's people! It's made of people! (Update by Simon) The other possibility is aliens.

Toasted Pixel Presents: If It Were Better, It Would Merely Change How It Would Annoy You

It's Topless Sports News. It's sort of the opposite of the whole "greater than the sum of its parts" thing, as it's basically just half-assed news told in the context of half-assed porn. Is there a better way to piss off every human on earth than by presenting both, and then doing both in a horrible way?