The main character researches more and more black magic, and he eventually does mind control his girlfriend
into loving him again (there you have it), but
one side effect of his black magic was that it eventually resurrected this evil magician who's
inexplicably pleased to discover he's now a zombie.
The magician decides for some reason to kill everyone in the house as soon as he enters.
He hears one of the party guests coming down the stairs, and he uses magic to
transform into the world's most ideal, most irresistible woman in order to seduce and then murder him.
This is the best magic can buy?
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We're actually surprised that the zombie wasn't seduced right back, considering that this guy says the one
line you should always say to keep her in the mood:
At this point, I wonder how much the filmmakers were gettin' in their day.
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We won't spoil his fate, or his actual name, since we never find that out in the movie.
We have no problem calling you this either, buddy.
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Sure, his first and last names could be the same, although his parents must've thought highly of his game
when they named him as an infant.
But we're starting to get into spoiler territory, so we'll just say that you can enjoy watching some amazing
fight scenes in the movie, like this one between minions of hell:
Humanity must make sure to have enough wooden sticks handy when Armageddon comes.
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And that the house's janitor shows up randomly and has quite a magic duel with the zombie.
Read the review and can't wait to see how successfully Mariska Hargitay's boyfriend named "Toad Boy" seduces her?
Here!
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