Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

If you lived that long, you'd eventually get into show business too. (Update by Simon) Truth is, though, that Conan hasn't aged because I think he's a cartoon character.

Toasted Pixel Presents: Well, They Were One To Watch. I Guess

A little while ago, we reviewed the video game show Game Life because it was ridiculous. Ziff Davis Media and MTV are each considering buying the show. Yep. I can't help but think that I'd be a lot more successful right now if I were much less human or more committed to giving '80s Nintendo games their due in this country. Videos that make circus acts cry with despair have never been more vogue. And to think, talented unknown actors somewhere are turning 30.