Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

Some people never left their high school hometowns. Others never left it in their BRAINS. (Update by Simon) If someone never left their tiny high school hometown, you'll typically find them working at the post offices or Krogers. Some people traveled hundreds of miles to get to the big city but never left the 10th grade. You'll find them at most of the URL's in your browser.

Toasted Pixel Presents: Sit Back and Enjoy the Soothing Sounds

It's the middle of the week. We know how you feel. Work has been piling up, and there doesn't seem to be an end in sight to all the stress. So we've decided to provide you with the most serene sounds and words imaginable. Close your eyes, let the music and spoken words lull you, and be carried off to a magical realm of easier times. Bitches.