Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

It's the important part of the movie. (Update by Simon) Venom is kind of lame in the movie. But that makes sense. Now you know why.

Toasted Pixel Presents: The Best of Humanity's Worst

Every once in a while, we'll want to give you a link to something actually good. The Forksplit blog is good. Freakin' good. We're not sure if everything in it is true, but it's the best presentation of humanity's most lose-your-faith we've seen in years. You've never had as much fun being depressed about human beings. As we said, we're not sure if everything in this blog is true or not, but somehow it makes it ok to be very unhappy about everything that happens in it.