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The truth about miracles of modern medicine. (update by Simon) So how does one find out he or she has acid reflux? By taking a pill that'll allow them to tolerate torture from the seventh circle of hell, and get experimented on in the seventh and a half. But the results are worth it, because then you get to have even cooler pills. And an accompanying mischievous grin well earned.

Toasted Pixel Presents: More of Life's Finer Moments, by Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise understands everything we go through. Every one of our most secret and intense moments, that we don't think anyone else truly understands. And he shows us his understanding of these tender moments through his scenes in the intergalactic invasion film, War of the Worlds. Don't believe me? It's true! For instance, ever needed to take a poop in the woods so bad, that it was like a religious experience when you finally went? Tom Cruise understands. Ever want to see that deleted scene from Eyes Wide Shut, the incestuous pedophile scene that doesn't actually exist? Tom Cruise understands. Ever blow your nose and accidentally cover your palms in snot, and you're absolutely horrified because you don't want anyone to notice? You got it. Well, these are actually just some of the more interesting shots from WotW, and since they don't seem to have anything to do with alien drama, we may as well interpret them to make them more interesting than they probably are.