Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

It's so rude to say, "You've got something on your face." (Update by Derek) You gain nothing, NOTHING, by embarrassing your buddy and telling him he's walking around with a giant piece of food stuck to their face. Remember that. No matter how many people they need to talk to.

Toasted Pixel Presents: Sensuality.

Some people take their field way too seriously. The Neorest "sensual" toilet is perhaps evidence of this. The Toto company is determined to prove to you exactly how beautiful their crap banks are. Great. The awesome part of this is that it comes with a manual override, you know, in case the detonator malfunctions and you need to blow the thing. That and extraordinary functions. So finally, your toilet can, well, why would you want it do something with your business besides flush it?