Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

America's documentary filmmakers take to the streets. (Update by Simon) According to the 30-second documentaries playing during TV commercial breaks, young kids today have more interest in people's Weber Grills how much people love Verizon than anything else. And it's all true. These commercials MAKE it true, don't you see?

Toasted Pixel Presents: I Don't Get It, But I Think It Sucks

The Adventures of Keira Knightley's Jaw is so horrendous it should not be allowed to eat to live. It is inexplicable, it is the work of madmen trying to entertain rabid penguins, and is undoubtedly part of some program meant to distract screaming fire victims from wanting to stay alive. Why? Why would anyone do this? The Matrix is a horrendous failure for having such a design flaw. It was allowed to exist to remind machines and aliens to hate us and to feel better about probing us.