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Into the West Rocks!





It is by no means the same old, "Settlers had it rough and would do anything for a better life, while Native Americans were spiritual but unprepared for the US army and technology." Hollywood knows we've had facsimile film after film about just that for decades now. But no matter how interesting the laser battles or vampire scenes are (with Marty McFly stopping the craven undead from going Into the West), the best part of this series is the surprise ending.



That's right, breaking the vanilla mold of every modern settlers vs. Native Americans movie, Into the West goes all Sixth Sense on us and shows the Indians beating the settlers back permanently.

By the way, if you haven't read about this piece of news, it's quite an eye opener. Dr. Tom Cruise once again tirades against medicine, stating:
"You don't even know what Ritalin is. If you start talking about chemical imbalance, you have to evaluate and read the research papers on how they came up with these theories, Matt, OK. That's what I've done."
Dr. Tom Cruise rules! He understands medicine more than people who actually do! In the same interview, he makes the educated statement that:
"There's no such thing as a chemical imbalance."
It's true, can you argue with that? I mean, sure, we have chemistry, pharmacology, psychiatry, anatomy, and other sciences to argue that there is such thing, but he has SCIENTOLOGY to back him up! And can you argue with that?

Well no, it's sort of like arguing with people who don't believe in dinosaurs. Meaning, you COULD, although you start to wonder if there are better things you could be doing with your time.





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