Updating Every Weekday Unless Something Horrible Happens to Me

Maybe this is why some choose not to talk or think about evolution much. (update by Derek) History hasn't yet told us if pursuing science is a mistake or not, although history definitively tells us that not pursuing it usually ends up in people getting burned at the stake, if you care about that sort of thing. In other news, our latest UGO.com content is up. Enjoy!

Toasted Pixel Presents: Pride and Prejudice and Pintos

Mullet Haiku is a unique blend of East and Mid-West. There are incredibly long archives from people who have things to express about NASCAR or G.E.D.'s in only the way that ancient Japanese poetry can. One of the most interesting things about the page is the number of synonyms you can learn for mullet. For instance, "sh'long?" I had no idea all the times I heard that, people were referring to a stereotypically Southern haircut. Amazing the things you can learn from poetry.